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Subject: **~~ JOKE ~~**
Replies: 19 Views: 1051
aarav007 10.07.10 - 06:32am
SARDAR : SHIRT KE LIYE KOI ACHA SA KAPRA DIKHA DO
SALES MAN : PLAIN ME DIKHA DU.
SARDAR : ABAY HAWAI JAHAZ ME JANE KI KYA JARUR HAI,
YAHI DIKHA DO,. *
aarav007 10.07.10 - 06:36am
PATNI : UTTHO RAAT KE 2 BAJE HAI,
PATI : ITNI RAAT KO KYU UTHAYA,
PATNI : AAPNE NEEND KI GOLI NAHI LI..... *
1ashish1 12.07.10 - 12:19pm
judge : why did u hit ur husbnd by a chair?
lady: cause i c0udnt lift d table..
(frog_laugh) *
1ashish1 14.07.10 - 01:42am
D0CT0R: apki kidney fail h0 chuki hai.
SANTA: 0ye meri kbi xam me baithi hi nhi t0 fail kaise h0 gai..
B0L0 TARA RARA *
kush 14.07.10 - 11:46am
Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost ke sath dekh dost ko goli maar di.to Wife boli apne guse pe kabu rakho varna 1 din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge. *
kush 14.07.10 - 11:47am
Happy Sing orders pizza.Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?Happy: 4 hi karde..8 khaye nahi jayenge *
aarav007 14.07.10 - 12:12pm
padosi: yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz aati hai.
Khushi ka raaz kya hai?
Husband:meri BIWI muje jute marti hai. Lag gaya to wo hasti hai.
Aur na lage to mai hasta hu....... *
aarav007 14.07.10 - 12:19pm
sardar calls wife - ghar nahi aa sakta, car ki steering, gear, break sab koi chori ho gaye.
After 1 hours, he call
aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha..... *
aarav007 14.07.10 - 12:21pm
sharma - england ke club me chala gaya waha jake bahot dance karne ke baad
O yaara koi humko ye to bataye ki ye SHADI kis ki hai....... *
aarav007 14.07.10 - 01:19pm
santa's wife - aap mujhe pyar nahi karte...
Santa - apne 9 bacho ko dekhte huye kehta hai.
Toye kya mene net se download kiye hai......... *
aarav007 14.07.10 - 01:25pm
rich man : Aaj mere paas 14 car, 18 bikes, 4 bu*nglow, 3 farmhouse hai.
TUMARE paas kya hai.
POOR man - Mere pas beta hai.
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Jiske GF
teri beti hai.....
*
1ashish1 15.07.10 - 07:24am
damad ji sasural gaye
Ga0n wal0 se pucha: yaha k0i enj0y krne wali cheez hai kya?
Ga0n wale: ek thi, v0 bi aap le gye* *
1ashish1 18.07.10 - 12:38pm
WIFE: kitne m0te h0 gye h0?
PATI: tum bi t0 m0ti h0 gai h0
WIFE: mai ma bnne wali hu
PATI: Mai bi bap bnne wala hu..* *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:15am
Biwi Nind Me ZorSe Chillai
Jaldi Utho
Mere PATI Aagaye
Santa Utha KhidkiSe Kud Gaya
Tang Tut Gayi
Fir Use Khayal Aya-Mai To UsiKa Pati Hu *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:17am
Ldy1-Mujhe apne husband ko b'day par kya gift dena chahiye?+
Ldy2-Raat k 12baje ghodi wala pose bna kr kehna-Jahampanah, tusi great ho.
tofa kabul kAro..
:) *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:19am
Ek Sadhu ek gali se ja raha tha ki 1Bra* uspe giri
Sadhu-Wah,Re Prabhu,teri kaisi leela,
Aam koi or Choos raha hai or chhilke hm pe fenk raha hai.. *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:20am
Your Girlfriend is your right hand.
But if yoU don't have Girlfriend...
Your RIGHT HAND is your Girlfriend.! Baaki samajdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai. *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:24am
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:28am
Saas aur bahu ke beech baat kyun nahin banti???
Kyunki jis bete ko chaddi pehenana sikhane me 5 saal lagte hai, wo chaddi bahu sirf 5 secs me utarwa deti hai... *
syam25 19.07.10 - 10:29am
Jab girlfriend msg kare to Kabi ye mat socho ki apki girlfreind ne apko kitna romntic msg bheja he. Hamsha socho sala use kisne bheja hoga
.JAGO AASHIQO JAGO *
